Have Yourself a Heavy Metal Christmas
Merry Christmas Eve, everyone! You in the mood for some Christmas music? Me, too! But not any wimpy carols, man. I got a heavy metal heart, so get in the mosh pit, throw your horns up, and let’s have a headbanger’s holiday!
And before you start — no, no, no, not going to listen to anyone who wants to complain that this is anti-Christmas or anything like that. I like classical Christmas music a lot, but ain’t nothing better than a few non-traditional carols. And this stuff is light-years better than most of the Christmas country or pop music that’s cluttering up the radio these days.
So yeah. Heavy metal Christmases rock.
- I’ll Be Home for Christmas by Twisted Sister and Lita Ford
- Run Rudolph Run by Lemmy Kilmister, Billy F. Gibbons, and Dave Grohl
- Silent Night by Chuck Billy, Scott Ian, Jon Donais, Chris Wyse, and John Tempesta
- Little Drummer Boy by Doug Pinnick, George Lynch, Billy Sheehan, and Simon Phillips
- God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen by Ronnie James Dio, Tony Iommi, Rudy Sarzo, and Simon Wright
- We Wish You A Merry Christmas by Jeff Scott Soto, Bruce Kulick, Bob Kulick, Chris Wyse, and Ray Luzier
If you ain’t in the Christmas spirit by now, turn in your headbanging license.