The Dead Rise from their Graves! Also Funny Videos!

Maybe you’ve heard of this “Blackest Night” crossover coming up this summer? If you loves you some spoilers, you might wanna check out DC’s new solicits, with covers that show off some of the dastardly zombie plots that the Black Lanterns will be working on. (Also, Beast Boy needs a real girlfriend.)

Speaking of unspeakable horror, please enjoy this website dedicated to Awkward Family Photos.

Now, as promised, funny videos:

• The Goonies of the Caribbean
• Just one reason why Texas would be better off without our bizarrely science-hating State School Board
• Mega-Shark vs. Giant Octopus! (with Debbie Gibson!)
• Michael Bay’s “My Little Pony” (and the action director’s amazingly awesome Verizon commercial)
• Cat Yodeling!
• And finally, the world’s greatest ventriloquist Senor Wences on “The Muppet Show.”

One more little bit of fun for your Tuesday: build your own paper dolls of Alan Moore.