Teddy Bear Picnic

Believe it or not, today is apparently Teddy Bear Day. I know, I know, that’s what I thought, too. I don’t know if Hallmark is just powerful enough where they can designate any crazy holidays they want to sell more cards, or if there’s some groundswell movement by crazy people to get people to, I don’t know, hug teddy bears or something.

But never let it be said that I won’t shamelessly jump on any ol’ bandwagon that rolls down the hill, a’ight?

Alright, I’ve done my sacred duty as a comics blogger, so now I’m gonna go off and read edgy comics about cool people who wear black clothes and smoke cigars.

(looks around to make sure no one’s watching)

(hugs secret teddy bear hidden under bed)

(resolves to go find that “Death is a Windup Bear” story somewhere)