Avast, me Hearties!

Ahoy, maties, hoist the jolly roger high! It’s Talk Like a Pirate Day! Yarrr!

 

Aye, lad, the captain of the Black Freighter wants ye to talk like a pirate this day, or he’ll have yer guts fer garters! Aarrr!

 

Avast ye, even those sissified, mutant-flogging space pirates in the Spacejammers want ye to talk like a pirate every bloody September 19, or they’ll keelhaul ye scurvy dogs!

 

Yarrr, that rocky landlubber Ben Grimm wants ye to talk like a pirate, too! Step lively, too, or ye’ll be dancin’ with Jack Ketch afore the day’s done!

ARRRRR!